RELIQ

Well, what a disappointment. 3D Realms has been closed down, which means that all development on Duke Nukem Forever has been halted...forever. Not that there was any sort of sustained development effort going around, from what I gather; but still, a single bored guy's extended coffee breaks, when totalled over the course of twelve years, could have amounted to something. I was expecting a DaiKatana. Or at least something unremarkable. But no, nothing. Well, at least my song based on Duke Nukem Forever just took on a whole new meaning. I may be the only person to have written a song about a game that doesn't exist. Or does it not exist? Is there not an imagined game floating around in our heads, of something ultra-cheesy, Dukey to the extreme, with aliens and imagined weapons and levels?